arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

All right, All right. I get it. I didn’t go to your stupid S.H.I.E.L.D Hogwarts or whatever.

gaymergirls:

one of my favorite things about the rivals-to-lovers trope is when one of them, at the beginning of their relationship, grumbles about how much they hate the other person’s awful face and i sort of cackle to myself like, oh man. you’re going to have it so bad. it’s going to be so great. you are going to love the CRAP out of that awful face. you’ll be composing delicious, pining, sappy sonnets about it. i love it. 

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bow lines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain (via jensenacklezs)

Truth: I told McNally the whole story today and she’s still here. Truth…In fact she’s right here, trying to seduce me.

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